Which branch of the military do babies join?

Which branch of the military do babies join?
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The infantry!

What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?

What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
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silence

What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?

What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
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holes

What goes up but never goes down?

What goes up but never goes down?
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age

Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?

Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
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because they are already born with spots

What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?

What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?
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oops, my mistake, you don't have 3 heads

What is in the middle of Paris?

What is in the middle of Paris?
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thr letter r

What gets wetter the more it dries?

What gets wetter the more it dries?
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towel

What city has no people?

What city has no people?
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electricity

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
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dry stones

What do lazy dogs do for fun?

What do lazy dogs do for fun?
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chase parked cars

What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?

What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
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racecar