I didn't fight my way to ...

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Beauty is in the eye of the ...

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder: used to say that different people have different opinions about what is beautiful

Losing a wife can be ...

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

I haven't spoken to my wife ...

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

Indifference will be the ...

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

I may not be the best, but ...

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Boys go to college to ...

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

A mother makes her son ...

A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "FOOL" in 2 mins.